This past month I had some things happen to me which I thought were signs... Well I was wrong. Any how here are my false "signs":
1. I read that I was born on a full moon. So this month I turned 31 on 8/13, The full moon was expected to occur on 8/1 so supposedly you can BD on the phase of the moon you were born on and have a chance to conceive. FAIL
2. My horoscope said something to the effect that this month will be a really lucky month, perhaps I will get pregnant or be proposed to. BF had hoped to propose to me on my birthday (I weaseled it out of him) but had unexpected EXPENSIVE $2000 car problems to pay for and couldn't finish paying for my ring. FAIL
3. I kept running in to pregnant ladies. Thought baby dust would fly off on to me. FAIL
4. Saw an ex who I was SUPER D DUPER attracted to at a traffic light. He was one of those who kind of slipped through the cracks... From time to time I think "Man! We could have had some pretty kids! What the Hell happened there?!" He lives kind of far from me and I would never have expected to run into him accidentally. He actually saw me first, started honking his horn and waved. When I finally noticed him I was so excited. That same moment, the light turns green! He drives off while I'm sitting in the turning lane. What are the odds!? This has got to mean something...why not mean something connected to me making a baby? Wrong! FAIL
5. My across the hall neighbor at work, who's been there since I've been there, moved out. I got a new neighbor who I thought was going to be very annoying. I was dreading going back to work all summer because of it. She turns out to be really cool AND I heard from my work bff that she is also ttc #1. She's 3 years older than me which makes me feel good about myself. (yes younger bitches, I'm a hater! No shame!) So I thought, "What a funny coincidence!" Last year we spoke briefly about making babies and both said how we weren't ready. And lo and behold I'm ready and she's apparently ready too! Funny, I thought, this must be a good omen for me in a round about way. FAIL
6. CD 18 was 8/10. I was in walmart, RANDOMLY, buying the most random thing for a random project at work. This little girl comes out of no where, must have been 3 yrs old. And I was mesmerized by her and shamelessly started to stare at her converse with one annoyed walmart employee cleaning up a spill on all 4's. The little girl kept asking the women question after question after question about having to clean up this spill to the point where the angry woman had to smile at how curious and cute this little girl was! The woman answered all her questions too, it was funny because she was pissed off at first. The little girl was like bent over, hands on knees super in the lady's face in her cute little girl voice "Whatcha doing? Who spilled this? What was it? Oh, it was hot sauce? Is is burning your hand? Are you sad? Want me to help you? Did some one do this on purpose? etc etc After standing there a while staring, I thought where is this child's parents? I turned around to see a middle aged man holding a whole bunch of everything pink smiling from ear to ear in adoration watching too. He randomly looks at me and starts talking my ear off. (I'm think this guy HAS to be her father! Wow! They're talkers!) He goes; She's my little Oprah. She doesn't stop talking. She loves to go up to people and talk. (then it got a little too personal) He says: Me and my wife tried for a year for her. We found out my wife was pregnant Christmas eve and she was born on my birthday. Our birthday is this Monday, August 13th. WHOA! DUDE! SO IS MINE!! So Now I'm thinking maybe I will get a +hpt for my birthday. Well this was an awesome episode in my life but still a ttc sign FAIL
7. 8/13 MY BIRTHDAY! There had apparently been a meteor shower! I heard about it that morning driving to work. I thought MAN! I missed it! What a memorable siting that would be to kick off my bday with a meteor shower! As soon as I finish saying that, I see one dart across the sky!!! This was the 1st meteor I had EVER seen! I knew this had to be a sign! Pretty amazing, but still a FAIL
8. 8/15 in the wee hours of the morning, it was still dark out. I went to go get some gas before heading out for work. This older man in the car across from me starts screaming and holding up a ticket in his hand. He's screaming I WON! I WON! TODAY IS MY LUCKY DAY! I WON $100!!!!! He cashed his ticket and drove off in this really beat up rusty car playing Michael Jackson's Don't Stop til you get enough. I don't know, thought his good fortune would rub off on me. FAIL
9. 8/16 I started sneezing, getting sinus headaches, stuffy nose issues. A tiny voice in my head said "This could be a sign that you are preggo!" I mean who gets a cold in August? And I don't ever remember having problems with allergies this time of year... FAIL
10. 8/15 slept for 10 hours straight it was awesome! 8/16 I wiped after peeing at work and saw cm and light brown stuff mixed together on my tp. I thought man am I getting AF already!? It's like 5 days early! Dang it! But she didn't come. So I thought, 3 days later, wait a second was that IB?? I had it again 8/18 after BDing and thought maybe BF shook it up in there and made more IB come out. I bought 2 pregnancy tests and told myself I would wait til I missed af. The sales clerk was being all weird about it too. He was smiling and speaking loudly like "You want to buy this kind? Ok. Cuz you GOT to know! Know what I mean? You just GOT to know!" Course, I couldn't wait til af was missed. I got back 2 BFN! Thinking well if it just implanted, it's to early to check! Be Cool! Then I wake up this morning in a puddle of my own blood, one damn day earlier than expected! FAIL
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